Abigail Cowen is some actress I’ve never heard of, but who has 900k followers on her instagram, so she must be really important, unless she bought those followers from a Russian Bot follower site for 100 dollars, which is what a lot of these fame whores do.
HOWEVER- she is actually on TV, not that anyone watches TV, but it is still a level of clout that a lot of other girls with 900k followers don’t have, her main role has been a regular on the new Sabrina the Teenage Witch, that has more of a horrible Riverdale Vibe than the actual Melissa Joan Hart show you all grew up jerking off to. TGIF.
She’s also been on Stranger Things, another show that you’d have to be a weird pervert to watch, anything starring actual kids should be off limits to anyone over 18.
The most important thing about her as far as I’m concerned is that she’s a PUG lover, and anyone who has a pug or loves pugs is a friend of mine, because pugs are the most special and amazing creatures that I am pretty sure aren’t actual dogs and I credit my pug for saving my life in more ways than one over the last 12 years. I’ve had another dogs, I’ve loved other dogs, because dogs are better than humans, but there’s really just something fucking special about these flat faced angels and anyone out there that sees that, or has experienced that has a special connection with me, which makes jerking off to her that much more meaningful…
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!