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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini of the Day

I don’t know if this is Alessandra Ambrosio’s background for her ZOOM calls, or if she’s actually travelling to luxurious places like the Waldorf Astoria in the Maldives, you know get it in before the whole place goes underwater from the whole global warming thing….they are first on the chopping block…

I just know the old lady is in a bikini, because she’s a bikini model, even in her retirement, because why the fuck not…you’re in the fucking Maldives and likely not paying for it….all because she worked half naked for 2 decades of a mall brand selling made in china shit when they weren’t financing Epstein….weird world.

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Crotch Shot of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is still bringing it, what it is I am not entirely sure, but I do know that a straight up crotch shot to promote the detail of her bikini is pretty fucking racy.

It’s a “LOOK at my cunt” without showing the cunt, since these are all cockteasing bitches, even the old hags who you’d expect to be over the whole thing and down to get their dick on…

What I am trying to say is that there’s still a very fine line of slutty and appropriate and slutty and not appropriate…and for a woman like Ambrosio to post up a straight up crotch shot, you’d assume that is not appropriate, but since she’s an empowered 40 year old lingerie model looking as good as ever, it is appropriate, but if you were to start a crotch shot instagram where you crop all the crotches of celebs in bikinis, you’d get shut down, because I guess that’s not empowering to show everyone where YOUR baby came from, but rather you focusing on other people’s vaginas….and the point is HYPOCRISY..

All slutty is good slutty…and a pulling a bathing suit up inside you, cropped so it is ALL that is going on in the pic, is pretty slutty.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Workout Tits of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio Workout Tits

Alessandra Ambrosio is old, she’s boring, but she’s still hustling like a sex worker from the mean streets of Brazil, because she’s basically a sex worker from the mean streets of Brazil, only instead of doing bootleg tranny porn, she did Victoria’s Secret, which was perceived as not being sex work…even if it is, even if it funded Epstein…not one of them is denouncing the brand because they know they sold their soul to it.

All these bitches think the rich guys they are fucking cuz they are rich are just a conscious decision, they never think they are just replaceable hookers that aren’t getting paid overtly, but are getting paid indirectly for being there. It’s that spectrum of between STREET HOOKER to SUGAR BABY to GIRL WITH HER OWN MONEY FROM BEING NAKED FOR A MALL BRAND still basically being a whore…Like Miranda Kerr.

I don’t mind Ambrosio or her little fake round tits, she’s ok, I just think she pushed her time with VS a little longer than she should have and I think she’s hotter now that she’s 40 than when she was 20 and was pretty average and I didn’t know why she was one of the Angels at the time…while at 40…she looks fucking good…compared to other 40 year olds…

Alessandra Ambrosio Workout Tits
Alessandra Ambrosio Workout Tits
Alessandra Ambrosio Workout Tits
Alessandra Ambrosio Workout Tits
Alessandra Ambrosio Workout Tits

She was also at the beach in her red one piece….

Alessandra Ambrosio Workout Tits

Alessandra Ambrosio Workout Tits
Alessandra Ambrosio Workout Tits
Alessandra Ambrosio Workout Tits

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Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage White Bikini

Old Lady Alessandra Ambrosio actually looks hotter in this video than I think she ever has. Which makes no sense because she’s old as shit.

I just was never into her as a Victoria’s Secret model, which at the time she first became a Victoria’s Secret model, was a huge thing. I always just thought she was average.

She ended up having the longest possible Victoria’s Secret career, only retiring this past year when the brand basically died the fuck off, because these things happen when you’re a garbage brand selling made in china shit for way too much money despite being a billion dollar company full capable of manufacturing in America.

You greedy Epstein funding fucks, who may also imply that back when Ambrosio started her stint with the brand, she could have very well been a sex worker part of their human trafficking ring.

I always found it funny that professionals or entrepreneurs aren’t able to get into America without a large investment and a solid business plan, or a sponsor…

But titty models from any country can get their “O” visa for being of “Exceptional Ability”…if that’s not some “get new hot pussy in America for rich dudes to breed with”…I don’t know what is…

This isn’t about her start, it’s more about her end, so where’s the logic that at 40 and a mom of two she looks better than ever….explain it to me because I don’t get it…not that i need to get it, I can just look at her b-cup implants that come with the VS job and that she hasn’t had removed like she was CANDICE SWANEPOEL, at least not yet!

Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage White Bikini
Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage White Bikini
Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage White Bikini
Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage White Bikini
Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage White Bikini
Alessandra Ambrosio Cleavage White Bikini

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Alessandra Ambrosio Ran Her Ass Off of thee Day

Here’s some old as shit over hyped Alessandra Ambrosio…who never fucking quit Victoria’s Secret until they gave her the golden handshake for all her barely hard work promoting the brand all these years because the brand was going broke and because we weren’t into seeing a 40 year old bitch selling panties to other 40 year old bitches…the whole point of these brands is to be some level of aspirational.

When Ambrosio first happened, when she first got started as the third maybe even fourth or fifth Brazilian at Victoria’s Secret, maybe even seventh behind Gisele, Lima, Beatriz Barros, Goulart, there were others….while this one was always terribly fucking average….

Well, despite her mom implants, her little roundies to continue her bikini modelling scam, it’s better than traditional sex work…it turns out that at 40, she’s got no fucking ass…that is a FLAT fucking mom who starves herself looking ass…someone needs to take up squats, some muscle mass could do her some good…you know as a 400 pound fat fuck my fitness advice matters because despite not following my own advice…I clearly see no ass on a bikini and lingerie model and that’s fuckign VILE….disgraceful and against the FUCKING rules!

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Workout of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio brought out the workout videos for FRIDAY because the 40 year old mom needs to keep things relevant or keep you remembering who she is now that there’s a lockdown and the paparazzi aren’t there to document her and keep her in the mix.

Plus Victoria’s Secret is going through some shit during the pandemic, fully broke thanks to their overhead of having all those made in china overpriced panties losing their appeal…especially now that the malls are all cosed.

I don’t know if they are still paying her despite her “retirement” to start her own brand, but she doesn’t need the money, if anything she should be lending them money to help them survive after making millions because of the brand…

They paid her to put her on the map …when otherwise she’d just still be in Brazil doing whatever it is Brazilians do beside being tannies or surfing….

I read that Victoria’s Secret pulled another scam, besides financing Epstein, and that is when they sold off to a private equity company, they slipped “PANDEMIC” into the clause, which the private equity firm didn’t see and were like “But your shit isn’t worth shit anymore we want out”….while the Limited Brand owners are like “see ya later, we have sex tourism to get back into, suckers”….

Anyway, this is the Friday workout of a tall thin old as shit model who is likely infertile so your brand should write her off as too old to fuck with on a DNA level of we are animals trying to keep the species alive.

Well she’s got fake tits and tight shorts…so keeping the dream alive..whatever that dream may be…

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Stripper Outfit for Carnaval of the dAy

I wonder what the cut-off age for an outfit like this is. I mean are we supposed to be excited by a weathered and played out Victoria’s Secret model who was imported by the brand that financed Epstein, where they made her a millionaire and celebrity, which I am sure came at a fucking cost. I’ve always just assumed the VS girls are third world prostitutes chasing a dream and willing to do anything for that dream, but when they are 40…it’s hardly exciting.

You do realize that we live in a world where EVERY girl is posting more revealing pics of themselves than this and they aren’t 40 year old overhyped garbage….that we’ve seen half naked for 2 fucking decades..

The internet is a magical place with access to so much information that Ambrosio in her slutty outfit for some Catholic event like Ash Wednesday…or LENT….is just fucking boring.

I don’t think it’s just me who finds this shit dull, basically no one under 30 gives a fuck about any of this shit because so much better shit happens in their fucking living rooms every night of the week thanks to how slutty girls are….

What I am saying is trash this trash…not to mention her “model” tits look like little round implants and there’s nothing more unfortunate than that lie.

That said, I am giving up on bitches trying to be hot despite being old bitches for LENT…I’m sure they’ll all still be there after Easter…proving themselves…one slutty pic at a time.



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Alessandra Ambrosio Shower Porn of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio Nude Shower TIts

Alessandra Ambrosio posted a very racy picture of her overly perky for a mom in her 40s or near 40s tit…because it’s probably an implant because nothing in life is real, at least nothing evil corporations are selling us, and I use the term evil loosely, I mean they are likely worse than evil because most of Epstein’s wealth was linked to the Victoria’s Secret founder, at least that’s what I saw in one article I read on Epstein because I avoid all that shit.

But my gut instinct has always been that these Victoria’s Secret girls are human trafficked sex workers for the rich, and the fact that people like Ambrosio keep up the smut into her old age, makes me think that it is all she knows, all she values herself as, some grooming went into this, but she got rich and famous in the process…so who fucking cares.

What I am getting at is that there is no way the modelling industry isn’t built on prostitution and images like this posted by the models to their instagram do a good job keeping that concept alive.

For the record…I support sex workers, even when they are high priced and pretend they aren’t sex workers…..

Never forget, rich people are corrupt.

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