Ariadna Gutierrez is the Miss Universe Viral moment that involved Steve Harvey wrongfully crowning her, only to rip the crown from her excited hands, making people around the world laugh, because we love when people fail, especially people as obnoxious as pageant girls, who I guess when in Colombia are just doing it to get international success, which leads to work visas in the USA, so that she can smuggle drugs in her tits like Sofia Vergara and Shakira.
They gotta get those drugs in somehow…and it’s not always practical to do it when shipping Sea Food, or other produce to America, because those packages get searched, but when the mule is a woman the customs officials want to fuck, cuz they follow them on IG or the tabloids…or on TV and get distracted by being star struck…
I mean if you’re a Colombian drug cartel, you might as well use the hottest women you can, otherwise what’s the point of making all that money.
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