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Tits at the BRITS Round Up of the Day

The “BRIT” Awards happened and there were tits. For those of you who don’t know, or don’t care, these are not Britney Spears Awards, but in fact bullshit meaningless awards like all awards, only far more fancy because they have a British Accent. I guess these awards celebrate music, and like all awards the winners are just whoever paid the fucking most for the win. In the event you didn’t know….there’s this thing called PAYOLA where there big record companies have been caught over the last 50 years bribing for radio play, bribing retailers, printing more copies of an album than needed, and destroying or handing out the surplus for free, so that on paper the albums go Gold or Platinum, it’s all fucking lies…and the award shows honor that…or celebrate that with statues.

Fuck the music industry..

The only shocking thing in the Brits is that the low level paparazzi fodder of the UK wasn’t there with their tits out, like they have their tits out every week for the paparazzi. The UK breeds some real trash reality stars who are always half naked, probably better suited to be backpage girls, but instead are on TV….I don’t really see any of them here….but there were tits…and Billie Eilish…which we can’t really figure out what that scam is…but she looks like she’s on Lizzo’s diet.

Mollie King
BRIT Awards Mollie King

BRIT Awards Mollie King
BRIT Awards Mollie King

Some girl named MABEL
BRIT Awards Mabel

BRIT Awards Mabel
BRIT Awards Mabel

Mabel again, on the red carpet..
BRIT Awards Mabel Red Carpet

BRIT Awards Mabel Red Carpet
BRIT Awards Mabel Red Carpet

Lizzo…trying to eat her chocolate bar purse..
BRIT Awards Lizzo

BRIT Awards Lizzo
BRIT Awards Lizzo

Ellie Goulding got them tits out!
BRIT Awards Ellie Goulding TItty

BRIT Awards Ellie Goulding TItty
BRIT Awards Ellie Goulding TItty

BRIT Awards Ellie Goulding
BRIT Awards Ellie Goulding
BRIT Awards Ellie Goulding

Charli XCX Hairy
BRIT Awards Charli XCX

BRIT Awards Charli XCX
BRIT Awards Charli XCX

Billie Eilish Looking Pregnant
BRIT Awards Billie Eilish

BRIT Awards Billie Eilish
BRIT Awards Billie Eilish

Anne-Marie Nnicholson
BRIT Awards Anne Marie Nicholson 2

BRIT Awards Anne Marie Nicholson 2
BRIT Awards Anne Marie Nicholson 2

Ashley Roberts looking like she’s in Britney Spears drag
BRIT Awards Ashley Roberts 2

BRIT Awards Ashley Roberts 2
BRIT Awards Ashley Roberts 2

Abbey Clancy..
BRIT Awards Abbey Clancy

BRIT Awards Abbey Clancy
BRIT Awards Abbey Clancy 2

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