The “BRIT” Awards happened and there were tits. For those of you who don’t know, or don’t care, these are not Britney Spears Awards, but in fact bullshit meaningless awards like all awards, only far more fancy because they have a British Accent. I guess these awards celebrate music, and like all awards the winners are just whoever paid the fucking most for the win. In the event you didn’t know….there’s this thing called PAYOLA where there big record companies have been caught over the last 50 years bribing for radio play, bribing retailers, printing more copies of an album than needed, and destroying or handing out the surplus for free, so that on paper the albums go Gold or Platinum, it’s all fucking lies…and the award shows honor that…or celebrate that with statues.
Fuck the music industry..
The only shocking thing in the Brits is that the low level paparazzi fodder of the UK wasn’t there with their tits out, like they have their tits out every week for the paparazzi. The UK breeds some real trash reality stars who are always half naked, probably better suited to be backpage girls, but instead are on TV….I don’t really see any of them here….but there were tits…and Billie Eilish…which we can’t really figure out what that scam is…but she looks like she’s on Lizzo’s diet.
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