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Candice Swanepoel Bikini Booty Shorts of the Day

Candice Swanepoel was at one point the hottest Victoria’s Secret had to offer, she had implants back then like all the VS models do, and they didn’t look like implants so I gave her a pass, since I normally hate implants….but she was always really fucking boring, and lacked ambition, she just got Victoria’s Secret and cruised until having a bunch of kids, allowing the much hotter Elsa Hosk to takeover her position with the brand.

I never realized why as the hottest VS had to offer in her prime, she didn’t go onto bigger or better things, instead she just rode the sex traffickers who pulled her out of her white privilege in South Africa, a known racist place that still runs slaves….probably on her farm….but I have no idea because I am not a journalist….

So now that she’s a mom of two in her 30s, doing basically what she’s always done for VS, but for her own brand….all BOTOXed up, implants removed, still hot, but not as hot, still boring, but MORE boring because of the whole aging process but at least she’s trying which is more than she’s ever done before…she just coasted like when you bed a hot chick who knows she’s hot and doesn’t fuck proper because she thinks she’s gifting you….bitches…

Here is her ass in shorts…

Candice Swanepoel Booty Shorts

Candice Swanepoel Booty Shorts
Candice Swanepoel Booty Shorts
Candice Swanepoel Booty Shorts

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Candice Swanepoel Doggy Style of the Day

Candice Swanepoel’s out here digging into the archives while under self quarantine, something I doubt she’s actually doing, she’s from South Africa and thus has come face to face with the AIDS crisis of the late 80s, but then again she could have HIV at least statistically, I think in the 90s something like 80 percent of South Africa was HIV positivie…., putting her immune system at risk for COVID ….but then again if she got any STDs it was likely from the execs at Limited Brands who paid her well for the last decade…basically putting her on the map as a model and the only employer she’s had.

You know Hair and Make-Up aren’t getting done by the pros for these people, it’s the responsible thing to do, so the “me right now” shit may go dark in another few days when they all look like fucking monster trolls crawling out of a cave and getting hit by the sun for the first time…..

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Candice Swanepoel Not Self Isolating on the Beach of the day

Candice Swanepoel Not Self Isolating Miami

I am pretty sure I posed some Candice Swanepoel selfie video the other day and motherfuckers had the nerve to tell me, the EXPERT in celebrity tits, since all the other Celebrity Titty blogs have basically shut down, except for a few ghetto fucks…not that I know anything about celebrities, but I’ve fallen into this role.

ANYWAY, it was Candice Swanepoel, she did have small tits for the Victoria’s Secret sex working career she once had and probably still has in some capacity as a mom in her 30s….I am sure her own bikini line is an off-shoot from Victoria’s Secret, who are looking to survive these dark times, that were even darker times for the brand the last few months as young people thought the mall brand was shit, spent their money on instagram brands…..which fucked with their financing the Epstein, which I guess doesn’t matter since HE KILLED HIMSELF….lol.

The world is nuts, but not as nuts as when a Victoria’s Secret model who had tits, no longer has tits, reminding us that eveyrthing is a fucking lie.

My theory is that one of her kids, she’s had a few, sucked the tits off her…my other theory is she got her tits removed because having plastic in your tits, is like having plastic in the ocean, shit leads to bad things down the line and they made her money….

Meaning all these skinny models, usually have shitty implants…and I hate implants…so this is her without implants.

Candice Swanepoel Not Self Isolating Miami
Candice Swanepoel Not Self Isolating Miami

Candice Swanepoel Not Self Isolating Miami
Candice Swanepoel Not Self Isolating Miami
Candice Swanepoel Not Self Isolating Miami
Candice Swanepoel Not Self Isolating Miami

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Candice Swanepoel Spread Legs of the Day

Candice Swanepoel Spread Bikini 1

Candice Swanepoel is old and she’s also old news and really was never all that interesting in her time at the top of the Victoria’s Secret sex worker presented as an “Angel” despite being a promo model, like a care show model, only better paid.

She was hot, is still hot, but after her stint in getting pregnant two or three times in the course of 3 years, she lost a lot of the appeal she had, and I guess people realized they didn’t miss her when she was gone, they replaced her with hotter pussy, new pussy, like Elsa Hosk pussy.

She really never had a personality. So Candice in her retaliation or her quest to survive has decided to push her own brand, probably financed by Victoria’s Secret, her only real employer and she’s doing that with her bathing suit pulled up in her pussy, and it’s great….

She’s older, her tits flatter, I guess her implants removed, but she’s still doing that HO shit that the CEO of Limited Brands liked enough to fund EPSTEIN.

Candice Swanepoel Spread Bikini 1
Candice Swanepoel Spread Bikini 1
Candice Swanepoel Spread Bikini 1

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