Category Archives: Candice Swanepoel

Candice Swanepoel Bikini Party of the Day

Here’s some Candice Swanpeol in a bikini because she’s out here selling her own brand of bikinis that I assume are just a subsidiary of Victoria’s Secret because they have so much invested in her, why wouldn’t they create a brand around her, that has little to do with Victoria’s Secret, since they are going down for being tranny hating, fat girl shaming, evil creepy rich men who traffic women with the likes of EPSTEIN…at least according to the Epstein documentary…that actually implied he used to fuck the founder of VS for access to all his money…but that’s all irrelevant..

What is relevant is that Candice, who barely has a belly button, because either this photo is edited to shit, or she really is just some Animatronic sex doll, that they pretended was pregnant for 4 years like the neighbor on Family Guy, because they were updating her firmware or some shit…

I think it is interesting that she’s got absolutely zero tits of late, I guess she got her implant removed, because unlike the other influencers promoting the environment or boycotting plastics, despite having fake tits, she already made the money off her tits, and can focus to other things…like the fact that she has no belly button.



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Candice Swanepoel Nude of the Day

Candice Swanepoel Nude

I don’t know what this Candice Swanepoel picture is from, but it’s probably some old as shit picture, but it’s still Candice Swanepoel topless…all these pics are relatively the same until the bitch in the pics is too fucking old to pull it off, so revisiting old pics and presenting them as new works for my mental retardation and terrible booze soaked memory…you know alochol is a neurotoxin. I’m living proof.

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Candice Swanepoel’s Bikini Dance of the Day

I have facial recognition blindness, it is a real condition, and not just some asshole’s way of justifying not recognizing anyone. I see faces and they consistently look different to me, whether it’s immediate family, or people I know, I can’t recognize them for shit and I go “Oh so that is what you look like” every time I see them. It could be a retardation. It is definitely a disability in the sense of working as a celebrity blog loser…because all these fuckers look the same.

Then throw in some facial injections, so everyone looks like some clown faced sex doll, and then put some filters on top of that…so I’m just fucked.

I do not have vaginal blindness though, which means I can recognize a woman strictly based on her pussy. Between you and me, that’s a lie, but don’t tell every woman I get introduced who I explain this to, in efforts to see her pussy, cuz then she’ll think my disability that I am open and empowered by, is a tactic to see their cunts, when it’s really just a make the most out of all situations situation….

So I don’t even know if this is old lady Candice Swanepoel doing a dance to promote her bikini, but it’s someone doing a dance in a bikini on her social media feed. So logic makes me assume it is her.

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Topless Models for Fashion of the Day

Candice Swanepoel Vogue Japan

Models Candice Swanepoel, Adriana Lima, Doutzen Kroes, Edita Vilkeviciute, Joan Smalls & Sui He got together and took their tops off for this topless shot for fashion and it is about as exciting as you’d expect a bunch of old hags reconnecting 20 years after they were relevant for one of their glory days. It would be what a Charlie’s Angels redo would be if they were to bring out the original cast, including but not limited to digging up Anal Cancer Fawcett….the woman who taught us all that anal cancer was a thing….she was in Charlie’s Angel’s right.

Instead it’s Victoria’s Secret Angels coming together like they aren’t dead. BORING.



Candice Swanepoel Vogue Japan

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