Category Archives: Dakota Fanning

Dakota Fanning O Face of the Day

Dakota Fanning O Face

Dakota Fanning creeps me out because she’s been in the hollywood game for a very fucking long time, since was three or some shit, and that just makes me uncomfortable…like lock up her fucking parents who exploited their kid instead of letting her get to work as an adult like a normal fucking person…it is abuse no matter how much money they make or how many Oscar nods they get…let that talent brew you shitty fucking opportunistic fucks who don’t even care about your own kids because you only care about money and fame…fuck you.

That said, Dakota Fanning creeps me out….so I can’t get behind her simulating sex for her “craft”, but I am sure some of you can, so here it is.

Dakota Fanning O Face
Dakota Fanning O Face
Dakota Fanning O Face
Dakota Fanning O Face
Dakota Fanning O Face
Dakota Fanning O Face

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Trying to Look Up Dakota Fanning Shorts of the Day

The upshort is basically the upskirt with more obstacles thanks to that pesky crotch that should just be eliminated all together making it the upskirt we are more into….because there’s more exposure, easier access, better line of sight, etc….

However, I have seen some pretty hot upshorts, oftentimes in the form of pajama shorts that are just loose enough to expose a full pussy, so I would never discount the upshort ability to be hot, it’s just not going to be as good when the girl is getting out of a car, the prime upskirt moment….instead of a desperate attempt at a post by saying if you look from the right angle, that shadow could be her side pussy….

POINT being, Dakota Fanning, upskirt or upshort or not…creeps me the fuck out and has since her parents first traded her in, or sold her to the industry fro the good life….that has done so much for them like give Elle Fanning, the sister a career, but also allows them to drive Porches, even though I know strippers with the same car who are likely more damaged that Dakota so that’s a bad argument for the selling of children to Hollywood being evil, it worked all right for this one….



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Dakota Fanning Sports Bra Erotica of the Day

Dakota Fanning Tits Ankle Weights

Dakota Fanning like all the girls who are staying at home and broadcasting their fitness / home workouts because they crave to be watched, they love their fan interaction, they are bored and need attention, they are losing their minds…but no where near where they will be losing their minds in 3 months from now when still at home!!

Luckily for you Dakota Fanning fans, who I hope are fans from one of her more recent roles and not her early roles, you sick fuck, she does her fitness in a sports bra with her titties all squished out like a beach ball being balanced on by some fat chick…I don’t fucking know what her tits are being squeezed like…figure it out on your own….as she tries to figure out how to be a hot influencer cuz there’s nothing else to do.

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Dakota Fanning Short Shorts of the Day

Dakota Fanning Fitness Shorts

Dakota Fanning is doing a little fitness in some weird jogging shorts and a sports bra for all you Dakota Fanning perverts, those of you who aren’t creeped out by her weirdness that we can assume her parents groomed her to be, back when they first made her a star.

I don’t know why celebrities, who normally command a lot of money are compelled to post workout videos of themselves. Is their dream to be the next Jane Fonda, you know a hobby they dabble in and can finally commit to thanks to the Pandemic. That acting shit just got in the way of that, or are all these fuckers greedy pigs who figure they can get that influencer money from brands instead of influencers getting that money since they are celebs and thus have more influence by default.

The world doesn’t like when people who aren’t selected by the big media empires get traction, so the last 5 years of instagram ads going to no names must have been very upsetting….but luckily they have puppets like Dakota ready to try to get eyeballs on her…she’s fit, she’s strong enough for one pound weights and she’s ready to take your brand deals….as society resets itself to benefit the elite.

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Dakota Fanning Self Isolation Sports Bra of the Day

Dakota Fanning Self Isolation Sports Bra

The nice thing about self isolation is that all these idiots, from creepy Dakota River, to the lowest level “influencer”…are bored, with their own thoughts, forced to deal with their personal traumas….by distracting themselves with all their friends that they still hang out with because “they can’t be contaminated, they are my friends”….or distracting themselves by facetiming all those people….and chatting on the phone…remaining the idiot who lacks any self-awareness they’ve always been….but luckily, as egotistical fucks, they can produce garbage content of them working out or whatever, because it’s sexy and healthy, even though all we want to see is insertion videos….STICK THINGS IN YOUR PUSSY DAKOTA…what the fuck is this lame workout shit.

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Dakota Fanning Puts Her Naked Ass In A Sink

Dakota Fanning naked


Dakota Fanning was recently photographed by her sister (actress Elle Fanning) sitting her naked ass in a bathroom sink in the color-corrected and enhanced picture above.

Dakota Fanning nipples pokies

Of course Dakota has always been known for parading around her famously rock hard nipple pokies, and so this sort of brazen butt flaunting is new for her.

Dakota Fanning sexy

And while there is no denying that Dakota certainly possesses the halal nubile appearance of a girl of a proper breeding age, do not be fooled! For this vile old wench is actually an ancient 25-years-old… A fact that can be easily ascertained by counting the rings around her nipples… Or in this case the ones around her rectum (simply multiply the number of rings by 2 and then divide by however many dingleberries you find).

Dakota Fanning Puts Her Naked Ass In A Sink

Dakota Fanning naked


Dakota Fanning was recently photographed by her sister (actress Elle Fanning) sitting her naked ass in a bathroom sink in the color-corrected and enhanced picture above.

Dakota Fanning nipples pokies

Of course Dakota has always been known for parading around her famously rock hard nipple pokies, and so this sort of brazen butt flaunting is new for her.

Dakota Fanning sexy

And while there is no denying that Dakota certainly possesses the halal nubile appearance of a girl of a proper breeding age, do not be fooled! For this vile old wench is actually an ancient 25-years-old… A fact that can be easily ascertained by counting the rings around her nipples… Or in this case the ones around her rectum (simply multiply the number of rings by 2 and then divide by however many dingleberries you find).

Dakota Fanning’s New Tits In A See Through Top

Dakota Fanning nude tits


Actress Dakota Fanning shows off her new bigger boobs while braless in a see through top in the photo above.

Dakota Fanning nipple pokies

There is no denying that Dakota’s breasts have been “enhanced” through the Zionist dark art of plastic surgery in recent months… Especially when comparing the photos above of Dakota when she was a card carrying member of the itty bitty titty committee to the recent ones below.

Dakota Fanning boobs

However according to the holy Qur’an, Dakota reached peak desirability some time between starring in “Man on Fire” and “War of the Worlds”. Now as a dilapidated 25-year-old she has literally no shot of ever getting banged by us virile Muslim men, and strapping stuff to her chest is not going to change that… Unless of course it were a martyr vest, but that is a whole other story.