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Eva Longoria Fitness Erotica of the Day

Eva Longoria Fitness

Some Instagram fitness videos for fitness inspiration during these quarantine times, usually done by the rich and famous in their home gyms….but also by every aspiring influencer out there showing what they need to do to stay fit now that cocaine is harder to get….are not created equally.

I get that going silent when you’re a celebrity, even when you’re rich and accomplished and basically retired, like Eva Longoria, is a crazy concept for these narcissists to grasp. I realize that they want the world to praise them and see them and in their own self involved way they think this is inspirational or helping people get through it….when really it’s just saying “my spare room is better than yours”…..and “my gardeners are mexican so I feel superior to them as a mexican, there’s levels to this shit”….

But, sometimes silence is better when you officially look like a middle aged mom in that middle aged mom body. Seriously.

I always hated Eva Longoria and never found her hot, maybe because she reminds me of my grandmother back in Mexico…who hated being a Mexican…but probably because she’s really a lot of hype and not a lot of value…case in point, she’s doing her best Jane Fonda, while really failing at being Jane Fonda.

Eva Longoria Fitness
Eva Longoria Fitness

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