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Jordyn Jones Biker Babe of the Day

Jordyn Jones Biker Babe

Jordyn Jones must be pretty excited that the world, or at least America, which I guess defines what is popular in the world, at least Americans would like to think that, you know the whole being the center of the world and shit….but yeah, Jordyn Jones must be excited that the world is into dancing at the level they are into dancing…because like Julianne Hough, she should have ended up a stripper, like most professinal trained dancers who don’t come from money, but instead she’s a trending dancer doing dumb choreography that I find embarrassing or at least stupid, mainly because it doesn’t end with girl getting naked at the end, or girl available for private shows at the end.

ANYWAY, she’s some Michigan trash, she’s going to end up 300 pounds with heavy metal poisoning because of that whole Michigan water system, but for now she’s making money in California, more than stripepr money, otherwise she’d be a stripper…

People seem to like her, she’s a young, fit, blonde chick…so here she is in some leather looking biker looking outfit for South Dakota Bike Week…

Jordyn Jones Biker Babe

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Jordyn Jones Slutty and in a Bikini of the Day

Jordyn Jones is some inbred looking bitch…with an inbred looking face who comes from the meanstreets of Kalamazoo Michigan, but was lucky enough to have a white trash mom with a dream to put her into song and dance so that she could end up in LA doing porn on social media…porn that involves dancing, shaking her ass, showing off her dancer body that will one day be 300 pounds, it’ s just in the MICHIGAN water she was raised on in the trailer I assume she lived in before she was making enough money to buy momma a Land Rover…

I guess she’s also got tits….which is always a sign of “WILL BE FAT WHEN SHE IS OLDER, JUST AS SOON AS THE DANCING STOPS”….because it always eventually stops…it’s just that when it’s still going on, it’s good, at least sexually, because they are trained to know how to move at a Rhythm, which is probably why dancing should be cancelled, it’s like teaching you how to fuck producers when you are older so that you don’t have to become a stripper where your dancing will actually be put to its best use, just not its more lucrative use…

Either way, here she is…



Here she is twerking on a skateboard…because skateboarding has become this mainstream and lame…

Here she is in a bikini….

Jordyn Jones Bikini Pool
Jordyn Jones Bikini Pool
Jordyn Jones Bikini Pool
Jordyn Jones Bikini Pool
Jordyn Jones Bikini Pool

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Jordyn Jones Bikini of the Day

Jordyn Jones in videos reminds me of a product of incest, white trash, fetal alcohol syndrome, maybe crack baby level of weird….but in photos, when posing half naked, her wonky, dopey eyed face doesn’t distract me as much, so we can appreciate her dancing body that will like be 300 pounds by the time it is 40 after she injures herself dancing, you know, like her Michigan based mom….who you know when out at Walmart do BE riding in the motorized cart….but in the meantime is fit, energetic and the kind of enthusiasm you’d want to bounce on your dick with all it’s gyrating hip moves you know she’s a master of…because why else would she be this “famous” for shitty dance…

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Jordyn Jones Nip Slip of the Day

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, this Jordyn Jones dancing bitch from Kalamazoo Michigan looks like some kind of inbred trash that should be working at Walmart, and that should be 50 to 100 pounds heavier, but for whatever reason found dance and it kept her thin, and brought her to hollywood, but I can assure you she’s got the Fat Genes and she will cave into her MICHIGAN calling of motorized scooters with purple ankles thanks to the diabetes we can assume bother her parents back home have, while she’s out here being “hollywood” or at least flashing her tit intentionally for attention. It’s a marketing tactic you know. Oh, we know.

Jordyn Jones Nip Slip




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Jordyn Jones Nip Slip
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Jordyn Jones Looks Inbred of the day

Jordyn Jones is some trending slut from the internet who I guess pretends to sing and dance or some shit….but who really is just a blonde, now pink, haired pile of trashy from Kalamazoo Michigan, who looks like she’ll end up being 350 pounds and living in a trailer, but for now she’s monetizing her social media, her celebrity that we don’t really know where it came from…and I’m all for young tight dancer bodies…I know dancers can move and can bounce on a dick well…they basically train to fuck for their “art” of dance….even if dance as a concept is silly…but something about her just throws me off and I’ve figured out that it’s definitely her face…bitch looks straight up inbred…or retarded…or both….like when mom and dad are brother/sister or dad/daughter….I don’t know how they do it in white trash Kalamazoo but I do know there’s something fucking weird about her face and I don’t like it….it’s got the vibe of crackbabies I used to know from the foster system….but that doesn’t matter, you’d all still fuck her, and that’s what matters….oh and that she’s white trash…that’s always good too….until the dancing stops, the metabolism slows down and the shitty eating catches up with her…but until then, here’s her bikini hustle.

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Jordyn Jones Bikini Underboob of the Day

I don’t know who the fuck Jordyn Jones is but she’s slutty enough to have 6 million followers despite being cheesy as fuck, because she’s young, blonde, not fat, but probably will be fat, she’s from Michigan and the data is working against her staying this good….but she’s all hollywood now, so you just never know…

What I do know is that she posts up bikini pics and that is enough of that.

Jordyn Jones Bikini Underboob
Jordyn Jones Bikini Underboob
Jordyn Jones Bikini Underboob
Jordyn Jones Bikini Underboob

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Jordyn Jones Wet and Slutty of the Day

I find it really weird that I’ve been posting about some young slutty girl with 6 million fans on social media for a while now and I still have no fucking idea who she is and I really don’t care, since I’m just here for the smutty bikini pics.

I am sure I’ve googled her a bunch of times to see what her deal actually is, but I don’t retain that kind of information, as she just gets more and more famous, at least in terms of followers everyday….the only think I really ever remember is that she’s from Kalamazoo, probably has a Gilbert Grape looking mom, and she bought her mom a Land Rover because she’s making too much money with those 6 million fans.

They pretend she’s an “artist” but there looks like there is nothing artistic about her, I judge books by their covers, and I am sure if I listened to her art, it’s hardly be art…if anything she’s just some young girl, being used to commuinicate to young people….and I guess a bunch of old perverts like us…and that’s ok.

But I think you need to know more about her…she was in a girl group called 5LP…I feel like they didn’t have 1LP….she was on the first season of Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition, I didn’t know there was one season of Abby’s Dance Competition….she was inspired by Frozen to sing professionally…fuck we are old….she won a “cover competition” put on by Ryan Secrest because he’s a pervert….of an Iggy Azalea song….these are all very dumb fucking facts….

She is in her bikini…which I am sure she’s better at than singing….

Jordyn Jones Slutty Bikini Wet
Jordyn Jones Slutty Bikini Wet
Jordyn Jones Slutty Bikini Wet
Jordyn Jones Slutty Bikini Wet

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Jordyn Jones Pink Hair

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Jordyn Jones Bikini Dance of the Day

Jordyn Jones may be in a bikini, but she looks like a real fucking idiot while dancing in a bikini, but since she’s in a bikini, we can handle the dumb shit….because men, when a girl is hot enough, will oversee anything and everything from personality disorders, to being HIV positive, just let us up in that or fantatasize about being up in that and we’re good.

So silly, embarrassing, cringeworthy dances that you can physically feel awkward watching because it is so bad, takes a back burner to young Michigan whore in a bikini not looking like any Michigan Walmart shoppers I’ve ever seen….so keep up the good work even if it’s bad provided you remain in bikini while doing it. That’s the scientific breakdown motherfuckers.

Jordyn Jones BEach Bikini

Jordyn Jones BEach
Jordyn Jones BEach
Jordyn Jones BEach

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Jordyn Jones Strawberry Picker of the Day

Jordyn Jones Strawberry Picking

Before the instagram sluts felt guilty about their vapid existences, living on their followers and monetizing the fuck out of their content, while people are out there dying…a guilt they extinguished by posting a black square on their feed…you know for fear of being shamed for not participating…something Jordyn Jones did…but only after she got her crop titty top and shorts in the Strawberry patch, possibly in Kalamazoo Michigan where she’s from…and where she’s probably pretty familiar with race wars since all the black people moved north to Michigan to work the car factories, before the car factories went to China and left them all broke, out of work, with toxic fucking water….so a white cop killing a black person is just what normal life is to her….nothing to get in the way of a titty top photo sucking strawberries seductively!!

Jordyn Jones Strawberry Picking
Jordyn Jones Strawberry Picking
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