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Josephine Skriver being Hyped Up for a Bikini Shoot of the Day

The funniest thing about models is that they think they are actual hard working hustlers because they have to wake up in their free 5 star hotel with all the room service they could ever want, sit in a chair for hair and make-up while some assistant feeds them ice coffees or whatever they want, then go to epic places in the most organized and structured way, because it’s high budget…..so that there are no hiccups, like dealing with some unruly tour guide who robs and kills you….only to get on the beach for your shoot where you role around as people hype you the fuck up with “gorgeous” “i love that” “Perfect” comments…

It’s all so funny, even funnier when it’s Josephine Skriver, Sports Illustrated and Victoria’s Secret favorite designer test tube baby who had her weirdo gay day design her based on DNA hacks, because that’s what Marine Biologists do when they are narcissists…and want to do something bigger than studying the egg laying habits of the Dutch Pickerel….

The good news is, his test tube baby worked and she looks like this, instead of what the rejects that didn’t work out in the experiment probably look like, legs growing out of their necks or some shit…

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Josephine Skriver in her Panties of the Day

Josephine Skriver is the hottest Victoria’s Secret angel that was conceived in a test tube by a marine biologist and his sperm with the egg of some lesbian friend of his because despite popular belief that gay men and lesbians can’t be friends, they sure as hell can make a baby, and with the right engineering, they can look as good as this….

She is probably the only Victoria’s Secret angel that was engineered in a lab, but probably not the last, and that fact shouldn’t take away from her being the hottest one to date….assuming Victoria’s Secret doesn’t go bankrupt after being cancelled for not using tranny models, fat models, and most importantly, their founder / owner funded Epstein…so much darkness to something we’ve all jerked off to at least once….and that girls covet to be a part of because. it is that stamp of approval they need for their egos….

Either way, test tube baby, Artificial baby, Josephine Skriver posted up this pornography and it’s hot….get it before her DNA hacking falters and she self destructs…or gets some rare cancer or some shit…


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Josephine Skriver’s Hot Hike of the Day

Josephine Skriver lives in Nashville with her soon to be husband and resident Victoria’s Secret model creeper who has fucked other Victoria’s Secret models before working up to this one. I guess it’s a fetish…

I wrote that he was in with the VS perverts and that’s why he was on her welcoming committee when she arrived in New York, he was at the airport there to groom her into being his wife. Greasy like Ron Jeremy (RIP).

I was told he even took her virginity…what HERPES on the first time, only when living the American Dream..

I actually don’t know anything about the husband to be, I don’t even know his name, and all this is just hearsay from people who I guess do know him and who don’t like him enough to have told me about it 5 years ago when she was first happening…I don’t even know if the husband to be is the same guy they were referring to, maybe he was the previous boyfriend…but who fucking cares…

She lives in Nashville, and went out into nature in a hot fucking outfit that any girl who looks like Josephine Skriver, who for the record was created in a test tube lab, in some designer genetic engineering by her dad a biologist…so this is her doing a hike down to earth…not looking like some granola bitch in a military jacket and combat books looking all ready to dive into the next pussy she sees because that’s what environmentally friendly, tree hugging, camping girls do….



She’s also got a few bikini pics cuz when you look like this…you best be posting bikini pics…


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Josephine Skriver Topless of the Day

I guess the Victoria’s Secret empire that everyone says is for sale, or restructuring, because they are some bloated organization with a very high overhead with stores in every mall because people need panties….made in china panties that they think are better than ordering directly form china despite being 100 times the price…because they have a little VS tag on them….but just as much Corona Virus…and who knows what other viruses….imagine how many girls in VS have got herpes with a little PANTIES TO THE SIDE style fuck….I feel like VS has been involved in more herpes infestations than Paris Hilton…or PATIENT ZERO as we call that VALTREX huffing bitch…

But the Victoria’s Secret empire still has hot models like the AI / ROBOT / CLONE they financed when finding alternatives to traditional models who have attitude, can’t be programmed, and who turn on creative director ED…..like Josephine Skriver….on their payroll and they still fly them all down to the Caribbean where the CEO lives….the same CEO who financed Epstein…billionaires…a messy breed of pervert…but I like their staff….cuz it looks like this.

Here she is at Elton Johns AIDS Party


Josephine Skriver ELTON John AIDS Oscars

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