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Katie Holmes Bikini Hand Stand of the Day

Katie Holmes Hand StandKatie Holmes Bikini Hand Stand of the Day

Katie Holmes is in a bikini, which must be scary for her, because she’s an older model of the Scientology created “wife”, and she could blow out her motor if she gets wet, maybe rust some of her joints, basically unable to go on living amongst us like she is a human….when she’s not a human…which is part of the reason she scares me.

I know first hand that she is not human because she was filming in a park in Montreal while I was walking my wonderful PUG…and bitch looked at my dog and didn’t show any emotion and went back to waiting to be called in a role I am sure fucking sucked because Katie Holmes fucking sucks..I assume it is in her binary code programming…and to get her to cum you gotta O111011100010001……

Fuck this trash and the handstand trick that comes out of the box, you know every action figure needs it’s featured talent.

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