Leaked/the Fappening pictures of Lindsay Lohan. It’s hard to care about LiLo in 2020, but maybe some of you have a raging nostalgia boner for this gal. She was so hot, so talented a long time ago.
Lindsay Lohan is a legend as far as I’m concerned. I don’t actually give a fuck about Lohan and never really have, but if I had to choose a celebrity favorite from the last 15 years of doing this site, even though I think all celebs are losers despite how much money they have or how many fans they have, none are cool…..Lohan would be top of the charts.
In an era before instagram, when paparazzi ran shit, she brought consistent big titty entertainment.
There was a time that I used to TEXT Lohan, because that’s just how nuts she was…I’d wake up to my phone blown the fuck up from her insanity and despite being weird, it just showed that her insanity was more than just you saw as she was self destructing…it was in her crackhead core…
I BELIEVE in a Lohan comeback and a Lohan Oscar nomination. I even have ideas for Lohan to break back into the world….but these leaked pics, that are old pics, but still her tit pics, are a good start to remind you just how nuts she was….and despite being nuts…how representative of an era she was….and despite looking like she’s a 50 year old mom….she’s still Lohan, will always be Lohan and I will forever support anything she does. She’s a legit super star in an era of garbage influencers…so Shout Out to Lohan and her big titties we’ve all seen before….and that some of us have done cocaine with….
I don’t know when these Lohan pics are from, but according her her instagram, she’s working for home, and considering she doesn’t work, we can assume this is what she considers work, while in self isolation….
Take the slutty pics, remind us all that we love Lohan, even with the muppet face, the pale and gross freckled chest, the fake tits…..she’s still a fucking legend.
I never found Lohan hot, but I did choose her as my celebrity target when I started the site, Perez Hilton had Paris Hilton and it was decided that I go after Lohan….so by default…Lohan will forever be the spirit animal behind DrunkenStepfather.com even if we’re not friends, we don’t hang out, we aren’t in self-isolation together…taking saunas and shit….while she’s out in Dubai with extremely rich people financing her and possibly shitting on her….
So it’s nice to see she’s still doing good things….by slutting it up…because really that’s all any girl needs to do to generate some buzz….and get some money in
All those subscription sites are going to multiply while girls start losing part time jobs in retail, restaurants and bars….or in Lohan’s case….and Lohan is feeling the same hustle….
She’s looking good, and I expect her to win an Oscar in her lifetime…always rooting for this firecrotch. It’s almost my life work at this point…15 years in.
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