Category Archives: Lucy Hale

Lucy Hale Hits the Public Bathroom Barehanded During Covid of the Days

Lucy Hale is hitting the public bathroom like some kind of commoner for the paparazzi, which may excite some of you, but it fucking disgusts me, and not just because of COVID but because of the whole being a public bathroom…pee on the side of the damn road you fucking mental case….who uses Public bathrooms besides fat people at Walmart with IBS and DIABETES….or people on road trips…or fags looking to get their dicks sucked….or for serial killers to do their sourcing of their next victims…rape shit…

What I am saying is that public bathrooms are sick and always have been…pre covid and during covid…can’t this bitch afford a fucking Sprinter Van outfitted with her own bathroom to follow her around everywhere she goes? Like get it together woman, you’re a fucking celebrity…

Now I’ve heard from a semi reliable, yet bitter, source that Lucy Hale gave someone my source was having sex with some HERPES….and with behavior like going into a public bathroom, I can see how that would happen…totally irresponsible with her pussy and the choices she makes for her pussy.

I am not a big COVID believer, because anyone I know who had it, barely had it, and I don’t believe the way the media hypes or sensationalizes everything. For as long as I remember, I’ve been told the media want us all to be scared to live, because scared people make for good viewers, consumers and suckers…

I am not saying I don’t thinK COVID is a virus, I am just saying the 2 people I know who had it had a sore throat for a day…and no one else I know has had it…and with all the rioting and people living like there is no COVID, grocery shopping, hanging with friends, the whole “outbreak” seems like a lot of bullshit….because there is hardly a fucking outbreak…people I know live like there is no pandemic…they gave up on it…and the numbers aren’t on the rise…

HOWEVER, during a Global Pandemic, you’d think going to the public bathroom barehanded would be a dumb fucking move and here’s some celebrity bitch in horrible bike shorts making that move.


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Lucy Hale’s Bikini for the Weirdos of the day

Karen Lucille Hale freaks me out because she has no waist to hip ratio which in a world of Kardashian looking bodies, where girls are getting the fat sucked out of their stomachs and injected into their asses and hips, it seems pretty boylike…

That could be why she’s such a hit at the CW, where she’s had 2 or 3 shows since Pretty Little Liars on the map, you know since Hollywood is perverted and into that Tom Hanks shit…

I do know that I do like skinny girls and I don’t need a fake ass or tits to appreciate a look, but as someone who isn’t a fan of Lucy Hale and who doesn’t find her hot, it’s all very boring…

Not to mention, if you don’t have hips or a waist, should you really wear bikini bottoms that go up to your neck, I mean I’ve watched Oprah Episodes in the 90s about bathing suit cuts for weird bodies, but I’m not sure the approach they take with little boy bodies, I’m going to assume something smaller though…

The now 31 year old has been acting since she was 15, and I guess lucky for her, her body still looks 15, but not in a good way…in a “did you hit puberty or did you miss that whole thing due to trauma from being sold to the industry”.

I don’t have the answers, just the pics and they aren’t that good.

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Lucy Hale Pussy Print of the Day

Lucy Hale Pussy Print Tight Leggings

Lucy Hale has her fitness pants jacked up her pussy like all the fat pussy moms in the grocery store, not that I’d know, I gave up on that in-store experience despite it being the only contact I had with the outside world and I guess the only pussy that I’d interact with that wasn’t on a screen…I don’t miss it…and throught the quarantine, I never understood why people were so mad about being locked in, as far as I’m concerned that shit is heaven, even with the constant sounds of my fat wife eating her baked goods and constant smells radiating from a 300 pound 5 foot tall woman, because we’ve accepted and grown used to our mutual hatred of each other, the annoyance happened 20 years ago and now we just cruise in the 500 squsre foot basement apartment….but enough about my life as the brokest internet website with an email list of 150,000 people I never send emails to….you know my kind of self help starts and ends with “if you need self help, kill yourself, because trying is for fucking losers”…..

This is about Lucy Hale and the fact that I’ve been told she has herpes from a reputable source, in a “But Jesus, doesn’t every pussy in Hollywood have herpes, it’s part of being ruthless, moraless, pieces of shit who are just trying to get ahead and are willing to fuck to make it happen”…I mean she’s had at least 3 CW shows since Pretty Little Liars, the show that made her, ended…she’s obviously someone they like to sell, or they like to hire….herpes and all…herpes that aren’t bleeding through these pants because they have VALTREX and other anti-virals for that…you know so she can live like the non-herpe normals and not fear hopping in the ocean during an outbreak…THE STING…..THE STING…..

All this to say, she may not have herpes, but she does like jacking her pants up in her, I bet she can cum like that if she walks enough steps…it’s just physics really…I knew a girl in High School who’d cum in class on Command by just crossing her legs…LEGENDS and that bitch wasn’t even a Hollywood actress trying to impress people, she was just a victim of abuse and the only release that made her life worth living was the orgasm….a primitive and far funnier form of cutting, especially when she’s soak the seat….

Lucy Hale Pussy Print Tight Leggings
Lucy Hale Pussy Print Tight Leggings
Lucy Hale Pussy Print Tight Leggings



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Lucy Hale Gas Pump Leggings of the Day

Lucy Hale Gas Pump Leggings

I never really gave a fuck about Lucy Hale, she’s just one of those celebs who exists. She has been on a bunch of shows as one of the main characters, but I haven’t seen any of those shows so I don’t have that connection I would if she impressed me n a movie or TV role. I figure that’s why I hate most celebs, I haven’t been won over by them, but the ones I have been won over by are usually ugly.

Point being, her ass in leggings is great as she pumps gas, which is a crazy concept to me, I am not out there touching anything, there is a Pandemic, I am that germ hating guy, despite being down to fuck homeless women raw in exchange for soup….touching a gas pump, save that for the interns…

Anyway, she’s clearly just reckless…as she chats on the phone while pumping gas….which is ALSO against the rules…I mean death wish girl should find new ways to push the limits of her mortality…including but not limited to licking toilets for her IG feed….you know make it count…

Lucy Hale Gas Pump Leggings
Lucy Hale Gas Pump Leggings
Lucy Hale Gas Pump Leggings


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A.I. Enhanced Celebrity Nudes Vol. 1

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In what is sure to be an ongoing series on this holy Muslim website, we have used our proprietary Advanced Islamic (A.I.) Imaging software to enhance by brightening, color-correcting, and upscaling the nude celebrity photos below.

Alice Eve – “Crossing Over”

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Anne Hathaway – “Havoc”

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Cara Delevingne – “Carnival Row”

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Emily Kinney – “Masters of Sex”

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Emmy Rossum – “Shameless”

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Erin Moriarty – “Driven”

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Jessica Pare – “Hot Tub Time Machine”

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Lizzy Caplan – “Masters of Sex”

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Lucy Hale – “Dude”

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Mary Elizabeth Winstead – “All About Nina”

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Olivia Munn – “Magic Mike”

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Sydney Sweeney – “Euphoria”

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Any suggestions for our next set of celebrity nudes can be made in the comments below… Just be prepared to be called a homoqueer by our crew of righteous Muslim commentators.