Category Archives: Selma Blair

The Jokes Write Themselves of the Day

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Two crackhead bitches…looking nice and rough in their 40s…

This is Jamie King, the heroin addict who survived the 90s, even though her boyfriend at the time didn’t who according to her divorce papers is still a fucking junkie, because once a junkie always a fucking Junkie…

She is hanging out with Selma Blair, another psychotic low level celebrity from our younger years who had some hype around her, who is pretending she has MS, or at least playing up the MS, looking all WONKY legged because if you have an ailment, you gotta exploit the ailment for sympathy, brand deals, a marketing hook…you know being a garbage person requires work.

Together, they are walking out of somewhere looking like some crackheads who just scored a bottle of booze from sucking some parking lot dick….only they are “celebrities….which in and of itself is hilarious.

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Celebrity Lesbian Kissing Ultimate Compilation

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Heathen Hollywood has long glorified depraved lesbian sex acts despite the fact that the holy Qur’an specifically says that they are icky and unnatural. The video below proves this important point, as it features the ultimate compilation of female celebrities lesbian kissing each other.






As you can see, there is nothing more sickening than seeing women kissing and caressing one another… As their moist soft tongues explore their mouths and the crevices of their shameful female flesh… Certainly these sinful sights will haunt the dreams of us pious Muslim men for many nights to come.

For those curious here is the scene list for this video:

Denise Richards & Neve Campbell – “Wild Things”
Amanda Seyfried & Megan Fox – “Jennifer’s Body”
Laura Prepon & Taylor Schilling – “Orange is the New Black”
Rachel Weisz & Rachel McAdams – “Disobedience”
Kate Mara & Ellen Page – “My Days of Mercy”
Natalie Portman & Mila Kunis – “Black Swan”
Olivia Wilde & Ashley Greene – “Butter”
Rebecca Romijn & Rie Rasmussen – “Femme Fatale”
Amanda Seyfried & Julianne Moore – “Chloe”
Scarlett Johansson & Penelope Cruz – “Vicky Christina Barcelona”
Ruby Rose & Christina Ricci – “Around the Block”
Gal Gadot & Kate McKinnon – “Saturday Night Live”
Naomi Watts & Laura Harring – “Mulholland Drive”
Alicia Rodriguez & Maria Gracia – “Young and Wild”
Léa Seydoux & Adèle Exarchopoulos – “Blue Is the Warmest Color”
Chloe Grace Moretz & Marin Ireland – “The Miseducation of Cameron Post”
Sarah Michelle Gellar & Selma Blair – “Cruel Intentions”