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Shay Mitchell Post Baby Tits of the Day

Shay Mitchell Tits

I just googled Shay Mitchell to see if I could find any new angle to write about her, seeing as I know very little about her…despite her being Canadian and we know everything about each other, since we have a popilation of about 100…..

What I learned on her Wikipedia is that before going to the USA to become a superstar influencer, actor, personality….she was in a Sean Paul music video called “Hold my Hand”….but more interestingly, I thought she was an Indian, dot not feather, which is racism in case you didn’t read it right, but I learned that expression from an Indian friend of mine, so she’s the fucking racist one not me…

It turns out she’s actually a Filipino, or half, her mom was Filipino before coming to Canada to become a sex worker to Shay’s white dad….and her sex worker that escaped the Philippines skill set has been applied proper to everything this do fucking everything she can for money, clout, an audeince…from acting, youtuber, influencer, entrepreneur, publisher….the new mom does everything to build out her “media empire”…which I actually respect because most of these people are vapid idiots, while this one is on the scamming hustle….I guess Canadians are just smarter….

In other news she partnered with Safeguard’s $10 Million Initiative To Promote Handwashing….and she’s teaching her kid about Black Lives matter since the kid is like 10 percent black in genetics, but black people from Canada have free healthcare and free education, so they are better off than White people in America….but we can let them pretend they relate to Black Lives Matter…I mean they are influencers afterall and need to make everything about themselves….you know DRAKE’s “black” accent isn’t real, he’s raised in a rich neighborhood in Toronto to his white mom, but since his dad is an American black musician he can pretend Black Lives Matters to him and his kid, like his co-star Shay’s doing…but from where I’m sitting it’s pretty insensitive…

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Shay Mitchell No Pants for TikTok of the Day

Shay Mitchell has got onto TikTok, because that’s the world we live in. These attention whores will do anything for attention, like hump the air in various states of GLAMMED UP or HALF DRESSED….if there is a platform for them to do seriously embarrassing and DUMB shit that I like to think is beneath someone of Shay Mitchell’s stature, and I think very low of Shay Mitchell’s stature, I mean she’s some Canadian rich kid who got lucky getting cast on some show, I don’t think it required much effort beyond being a rich kid with a dream that the family could afford to invest in. I do think she’s clever to have realized how easy it is to produce your own content and that you can monetize directly from and to your fans, so why bother being traditional…when it’s just this easy….but as a new mom, with money, maybe she should be parenting, instead of orchestrating this hump the air dance that is now a TikTok trend because we’re all perverts and those addicted to the VIEWS are giving us what we want so they get those views….

I prefer this version of that TikTok Trend.

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Shay Mitchell Drops the Towel of the Day

Shay Mitchell is way too much hype for some spoiled brat rich twat from some rich part of Canada where she lived some rich brat life before moving to Toronto to be on Degrassi, Canada’s show that breeds stars like Drake, unless I am wrong about that, I don’t remember her from that show. Her big break was Pretty Little Liars with fat Ashley Benson.

She’s recently got knocked up by her personal assistant, or groupie pervert also from Toronto, who was at one time our version of Carson Daly, on our MTV called Much Music…and together they have come together, thanks to cream pies, making a child they probably have raised by their nanny because vapid rich girls rarely know how to parent, but they do know how to maximize their breast filled tits.

I don’t know what this towel drop is all about, but it seems drunk and messy, which is the only way most of you have experienced women one on one…because sobriety gets in the way of making terrible decisions…

Speaking of terrible decisions, here’s what pregnancy does to a bitch.




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Shay Mitchell Got Them Tits On of the Day

Shay Mitchell Bikini Tits

Shay Mitchell is loving her milk-filled, vein engorged, mom tits, at least we can assume she is based on her bikini choices she’s making in her not overly offensive recent mom body, while she’s out producing her Shay Mitchell travel and adventure series for YOUTUBE where she sells her own luggage line because being an actress has taken on new meaning, because influencers are the ones making all the money, even though there’s not way to determine who an actual influencer is, because every asshole on instagram seems to think they are famous, a guru, or an influencer. Pretty annoying…until the tits come out in bikinis…even vein engorged milk filled mom tits….what I’d consider the worst kind of tits…but the tits that allow married cuck’s to experience big tits since they are too busy to cheat on their wives with a set of fake tits since the idea of masculinity has shifted and you’re all a bunch of pussies whipped by pussy.

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Shay Mitchell Postpartum Titties of the Day

Shay Mitchell Tits Cleavage

There is a fetish built around “engorged and veiny” tits.

Meaning, dudes jerk off to lactating tits. Meaning, they seek out newer moms who have recently given birth, and who are feeding their child with their breasts, for sexual satisfaction. They just love how the tits get fuller and fuller until the point of exploding unless the breeding women pumps the milk effects the boobs as the body produces more milk…

I don’t know if this fetish happened when a dudes flat chested wife got knocked up and suddenly had tits, or if it happened on a foodie level where they just love breast milk, or if it is because they weren’t breast fed as a child…but I do know that it gives a whole positive spin on this whole “breast feeding in public argument”…fuck year we want to see the tits….some of us more than others….you lactating fetish freaks…

Shay Mitchell is some influencer, actress, Canadian Rich kid media empire making lots of money….and these are her tits in a dress…all full of milk.

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Shay Mitchell Nude Selfie Photo

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“Pretty Little Liars” star Shay Mitchell appears to proudly show off her new fake boobies in the fully nude selfie photo above.


The next time Shay Mitchell has a “wardrobe malfunction” like the one above she will actually have something to show for herself. And while the holy Qur’an is very clear that anything that enhances a woman’s sinful sexuality is haram, we can not help but think that Allah would make an exception in the case of Shay… For as you can see from the topless nude beach photos below from a few years ago, her small saggy tit sacks were a sickening sight to behold.

 

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Yes, Shay Mitchell has drastically improved her appearance with these breast implants, and she certainly knows it in this nude pic. No doubt with her new titties in tow, Shay will land many more auditions in heathen Hollywood and jump-start her dwindling career.